Join the ACL

Would you like to stand for the rights and values of hard-working, adorable kitties everywhere?

Then, you should join the Australian Cat Ladies!

Please fill out the membership form below and once your membership has been approved through a mysterious process involving kibble and cat litter, we will send you a real certified membership certificate (we made it ourselves in MS Paint).

Please note that you must then undergo an initiation ritual. You can do it yourself if necessary. It involves getting drunk* while wearing cat-themed clothing.

*We have had a number of enquiries as to how non-drinkers can fulfil the requirements of the initiation ritual. We have consulted the Kitty Oracle and determined that virgin Pina Coladas are a suitable replacement.

49 thoughts on “Join the ACL

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  2. Spana says:

    I wish to reveal that I once ate dry cat food and I embraced in the science that took to create its goodness and my freedom to choose to eat cat food if I wanted.

  3. Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan!! Go ACL!

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  5. Rebecca says:

    The BEST steal ever! Congratulations!! I’ll be signing up myself and my beautiful lil gal Nala!!

    Great job!! 🐾🐾

  6. Fergie says:

    Charley and Annabel say “Mrrreeoowwww!!!” (Cat speak for “Go gang, this is great, at last our human has a political party she can believe in”)

  7. Catzzwoman says:

    It’s a sign, it’s a sign! Tonight a friend was walking his dogs along a river and found a poor little dumped kitten. Kitten is now warm, fed and sleeping – with the dog man. ACL’s influence at work.

  8. Ed Lizard says:

    10:49

    Ode to my little Grey Ball of Fur,
    with teeth and claws and purr…
    You’re much more polite than your Calico Cousins,
    You meow one, they meow dozens.
    An inch of warm water lay in the tub,
    Dry towel on the floor, your hands and feet rub.
    That stiff bristle brush that you like to work,
    Coming home to share with you is quite the perk.
    (Two beak Ontin ewed)

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