Would you like to stand for the rights and values of hard-working, adorable kitties everywhere?
Then, you should join the Australian Cat Ladies!
Please fill out the membership form below and once your membership has been approved through a mysterious process involving kibble and cat litter, we will send you a real certified membership certificate (we made it ourselves in MS Paint).
Please note that you must then undergo an initiation ritual. You can do it yourself if necessary. It involves getting drunk* while wearing cat-themed clothing.
*We have had a number of enquiries as to how non-drinkers can fulfil the requirements of the initiation ritual. We have consulted the Kitty Oracle and determined that virgin Pina Coladas are a suitable replacement.
Meowwwww
Here kitty, kitty!
Purrrrrr!
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur……
Cat: Hey I just met you, and this is CRAAAAAZY, but here’s my belly, pat me mayby?
Awesome! I just knew I must have been misunderstanding the lyrics before now!
Awesome! Now I know the *real* lyrics, and they’re way deeper than what I thought!
SO weird. I sing this to my cats too! Only “but here’s my fat pack (they have little tummies), so rub it maybe?”
Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr purr purr.
Purr!!!
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meow meow meow, meow meow (meow). Meow meow meow! ❤
I’m confused. Is this the right place to baptise my cat?
Ceiling Cat is everywhere.
I wish to reveal that I once ate dry cat food and I embraced in the science that took to create its goodness and my freedom to choose to eat cat food if I wanted.
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan!! Go ACL!
:3
All hail the feline goddess!
Here puss puss! Good tiny wee kittens, made of pure love!
I’m in. And so’s my kitty.
Also, I’ll have what you’re having.
🙂
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meow meow meow meow purrrrrr
Not so much a cat person as a neko-enthusiast, but this is brilliant…..
…and also I love virgin Pina Coladas. This made my day~
Love the description ‘neko-enthusiast’ !
My cats breath smells like cat food
My cats want to be initiated. Catnip and Chicken breast work for the ritual?
Chicken in a catnip cream sauce, kthxbai.
Nosetaps, head bonks and ear rubs to all.
“Time spent with cats is never wasted”. — Sigmund Freud
Feline, fearless, faithful and true!
Cats are PAWsome !
Where can I get a t-shirt?
Purrrrrrrrrrfect
murrr
The BEST steal ever! Congratulations!! I’ll be signing up myself and my beautiful lil gal Nala!!
Great job!! 🐾🐾
Sweet purring ball of white fluffy sweetness. Can I get my soul back now? I loooove you!
Excellent! You have my full support.
Charley and Annabel say “Mrrreeoowwww!!!” (Cat speak for “Go gang, this is great, at last our human has a political party she can believe in”)
This is the only time I will endorse the ACL – Meow!!!
It’s a sign, it’s a sign! Tonight a friend was walking his dogs along a river and found a poor little dumped kitten. Kitten is now warm, fed and sleeping – with the dog man. ACL’s influence at work.
What does joining entail exactly. If it’s to show support, then I’m all in.
* ?
There are no Christian cats. They are too smart for that.
Meeoww ?
I am a Catholic and a Cat-holic and now a member of the ACL! You go girls, I am woman here me meow!
can iz haz fishburgur now?
10:49
Ode to my little Grey Ball of Fur,
with teeth and claws and purr…
You’re much more polite than your Calico Cousins,
You meow one, they meow dozens.
An inch of warm water lay in the tub,
Dry towel on the floor, your hands and feet rub.
That stiff bristle brush that you like to work,
Coming home to share with you is quite the perk.
(Two beak Ontin ewed)
puss puss !!!
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